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HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


PETS -


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier


I WISH I WERE A ZOMBIE!! - BRAINS!....BRAINS!!




DIAMOND JEWELRY - Be nice...she might let you stick it in her pooper now


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ryder13 - April 29, 2009, 10:13 pm
Yeah i thought that to and my wife still says no. 2 diamond rings and countless earrings later.


SHE LOVES YOU -


TAGS: yeah yeah yeah cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)
AdmiralAckbar - October 16, 2010, 4:43 pm
yeah, the other had was turning the sound down. My god will someone shove something in her mouth, oh nevermind.....
Neener - October 16, 2010, 4:28 pm
Was that some 1 handed typing Admiral?
AdmiralAckbar - October 16, 2010, 4:26 pm
Sasha Grey is a porn hottie but the yelling and screaming is too much for the neighb0 520
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:02 am

double anal? Must have been written by a prison guard, they see everything.


BEING SINGLE - I’m always there when I need me


TAGS: yeah i went there
Rating: 4.96/5

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jig - February 4, 2012, 12:03 pm
Sure, your hand is the sexiest girl you've ever known.


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.




WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.


TAGS: military america hell yeah
Rating: 3.43/5

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G4briel - July 25, 2010, 6:59 am
"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow…" Too bad terrorists are stronger than before...
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:16 pm
You know Hjernespreng I asked you nicely to please take your policalspeak over to our sister site PolitiFake.com where peps like you flourish...For christ sake what are you 2 ladyfingers short of a suicide bomber vest or something?
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:10 pm
This quote makes me wonder why people think the terrorists are the assholes.
fangzfofingaz - February 15, 2010, 8:53 pm
Haven't heard the quote. I guess I'll asume it's satire, so i don't get enraged again.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's a quote from Conan the Barbarian. Relax. Breathe.
fangzfofingaz - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
fuck the military. what the fuck?? maybe i dont get it... but it seems like some pro-murder brainwshed bullshit.
TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:42 pm
Love it...5
Bah - October 23, 2009, 1:06 am
Great Conan line!
Zed - September 3, 2009, 6:55 pm
Cool. Sorry if I stepped on.. huh? Did someone mention "Timmie" again in another comment thread? Hang on, gotta go see what they want...
Sean - September 3, 2009, 6:53 pm
Just yankin ya dude, but again, PA is my gig on this here cite, Mr. (psst: nice workin' of the word "surprise" in there)
Zed - September 3, 2009, 5:40 am
Sorry, Sean, but this took me by surprise.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:13 am
OK Zed, passive aggression is my raquet 'round these parts. Just tell the man ya like his poster and move on. None of this "actually" stuff. Sheesh. Oh and Conan ripped this off from Ghengis Khan, dammit. (see Zed? ... p.a. in action. shhh.)
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Killjoy.
MrRandom - September 3, 2009, 1:13 am
Creator doesn't count
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:11 am
Am I eligible for the 10 points?
Nikolai Carpathia - September 3, 2009, 12:22 am
+ 10pts to anyone who knew this from Conan...
Arrogant Knight - September 2, 2009, 7:31 pm
I most definitely conquer.
Haarakkon - September 2, 2009, 7:14 pm
Concur.(Conquer?)
Zed - September 2, 2009, 6:56 pm
[email protected], WTFO, this one's actually GOOD!
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:26 am
Conan the Barbarian reference = 5 lamenting lions.


OLIVE GARDEN -


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

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avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


MISTER HANKEY -




THIRD PLACE TROPHY - Didn’t ask, don’t tell me. I hate to see the winning trophy...just saying


TAGS: umm yeah
Rating: 3.64/5

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Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:46 pm
OK, CANADA probably could, and live to tell about it, not me.
Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:44 pm
I don't know what's worse. That trophy, in all its copra-referential/homo-erotic glory, or the fact that you can never make fun of the guy who won it.


OMG -


TAGS: yeah he s pointing at you
Rating: 3.78/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 1:59 am
5crew PC. It made me laugh. I like it.
CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 6:21 pm
Should have posted this humour to MAD...
Sean - April 19, 2011, 5:17 pm
Welcome back to third grade, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 2:59 pm
Not cool. 1L


OCTOBAMA - Too much to handle...one of them gonna die!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 11, 2009, 11:27 pm
And the insurance companies have pretty much murdered health-care reform.
aerofiend - August 21, 2009, 6:57 pm
I see immigration's already gotten off the leash.


THE SCIENCE FAIR - She wins the prize for honesty


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.26/5

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airdogfat - May 20, 2011, 4:47 am
This is NOT what this girl did her project about. This picture is Photoshopped. The original project was about Foods Containing Starch: http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/upload/2007/03/science%20fair.jpg
HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
To hell with her results!! What did a nine-year old girl do to to gain the test subjects (ie Materials) and confirm the nature and frequency of methods of transmission (ie Proceudres)?
Sean - September 4, 2009, 2:40 am
AIDS The-having-sex-with-a-guy-if-yer-not-a-horse plague. Gotta be a snazzy acronym in there somewhere. Jeeves! Fetch me my slippers and my acronym construction hat. And a beer.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 2:37 am
Ok I'm thinking that AIDS-wise, "Man-on-Horse" is the best way to go. "Woman-on-Woman" a not too distant second. So what was this bight young child's point again?
lunchmeat5000 - September 4, 2009, 2:24 am
$10 says her parents are part of Westboro Baptist Church.
Informator - September 4, 2009, 1:08 am
wait...shes saying bestiality is ok..but homosexuality...isnt? D: how'd we get good porn then? only the furries would be satisfied D:
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:28 am
Very good point, LD. He also forgot the 'Using Condoms' category. That causes AIDS now, too.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:02 am
Or her flawed logic....don't MOST cases of AIDS start with "Man on Horse" intercourse?
Toussaint - April 2, 2009, 10:00 am
Hard to believe the school allowed her project.


GOLF PORN -


TAGS: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhh and take two mulligans outta petty cash
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:08 pm
I am a golfer...and truly LMAO when I saw this!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
Thanks for the info, Bone. Glad you like this one. One of my only golf posters that was not intended as a shot at "gophers." (Caddyshack -- one of the best movies ever.)
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:49 pm
some timmy just popped through and hit everyone with 1s Sean...5 Poodles from me! But where is the Beer Girl at?
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Wow ... 1 out of 5 on the first vote cast. It can only go up from here. Hurrayyyy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:45 pm
To some a yous golf weidos, mayhaps!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 3:51 pm
Is that a "Love Glove"?


OH YEAH -




DON'T EAT GRANDMA! - She only smells like strawberries and cream


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ned is the devil - April 29, 2009, 12:54 pm
She ate her forbbiden souldonut, and thought she could cheat by putting the shit back into the fridge.


THE EXCITED LEMUR LOOK - Very sexy!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.79/5

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Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 11:46 am
I see this woman and I just want to punch her right in the babymaker. Pleeezzze no more like you.
temp - April 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
aly and aj?!?!


WHAT A DUMB ASS - Need I say more???


TAGS: yeah those are real
Rating: 2.57/5

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Derek - February 27, 2010, 6:55 pm
An inverse relationship between ink and brains


DRUNK CELEBRITIES -




LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


NAZKA LINES - The same as a Bat Signal for Aliens.


TAGS: i am a medical marvel hmmm yeah boyee
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:58 pm
Sweet!


FULL MOON FEVER - Nothing will get me barking and howling faster.


TAGS: then they pea on me in the bath tub yeah
Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:43 pm
Culos? Culos!!! Oh dear, he's fainted.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:10 pm
BTW "pea on you" and you criticize me? Maybe next time they might carrot on you or potato all over your chest! Better yet maybe they will just beet you.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:09 pm
No fukcnig way tashrehap if you cna't sepll GFTO!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:06 pm
I made a spelling error not a grammatical error. I also have a disclaimer for spelling/grammar errors on the forum right now. Pretty sure the Regs can forgive me.
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:59 pm
the grammar police hand out a double value ticket to deadraisin for misspelling our title.
deadraisin - June 22, 2010, 1:56 pm
Grammer police calling Trash heap gets a ticket and a big Durrrrrr.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 12:29 pm
Deadraisin could learn a lot from the quality over quantity principle. When 1 out of 10 posters if funny... ONLY MAKE THAT 1!!!!!!!!!!!


F-15 & FF-22 -


TAGS: f 15 ff 22 weapons usa oh yeah
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big fuckin' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living SHIT out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
Fuckin A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
Fuck Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!


SICK AS A CLOWN - Never go dumpster diving at McDonalds


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.94/5

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Erecrottod - April 25, 2009, 6:15 pm
The perspective of puke's squits is totally fucked!
TigerKid - April 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Holding true to the fact that clowns puke rainbows


I TAKE BEAR CALVARY - And raise you one.


TAGS: horse lion calvary yeah you re pretty much fucked
Rating: 2.55/5
Acey - May 6, 2009, 6:07 am
Bear calvary? I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that's a lion riding that horse.
Swicket - February 3, 2009, 7:41 pm
Spelling fail.


MISUNDERSTANDING - "Yeah, it's loaded!!!"




HISTORY -


TAGS: greatness tradition arrogance fuck yeah
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Excellent Aggy.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2010, 9:30 am

wow...just frickin wow ag.
GreyScorpion - October 6, 2010, 9:27 am
"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind." 5L
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 9:04 am
very nice aggy =)


THE BRIGHT SIDE -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and sex with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of STD's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


SCOOTER -




SANTA -


TAGS: yeah its him cubby
Rating: 4/5

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firedog911 - December 22, 2010, 7:17 am
This is why Santa shouldn't summer in Florida!
firedog911 - December 22, 2010, 7:17 am
This is why Santa shouldn't summer in Florida!


YEAH -




STRIPPERS - Everybody Loves Them!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3.85/5

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DIVERSITY TRAINING -


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


OUR KINDA GAL -




I CAN HEAR MY DOG NOW -


TAGS: yeah
Rating: 3.5/5

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LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:09 pm
Not all shaved pussies are attractive...and besides, this one has balls.
phydeaux - January 28, 2010, 10:46 am
I think he's saying it's a cat...
culos - January 28, 2010, 7:38 am
Huh?????
Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 7:30 am
its a cooking fat :/


FACEPLANT31 - With a scorching case of jaundice


TAGS: face is the man yeah i know no tunnels
Rating: 3.5/5

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Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 12:30 pm
Unfunny tunnel = 1L! ROR! Just messing 5 cases of jaundice for you Ice. thanks
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:24 am
This is how it's done. 5L


CANADA -


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.


CULOS, CULOS -


TAGS: yeah team motifake yeah
Rating: 3.26/5

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CANADA - October 2, 2009, 12:24 am
i'm not that picky.any of those will do
Jayden - October 2, 2009, 12:19 am
hey sexy id u in bed tonight so lets get dirty
rerun - September 30, 2009, 12:41 pm

I call dibbs on the brunette in the middle


THE BP GULF OIL SPILL - It's Had Hardly Any Effect On The Environment


TAGS: yeah right
Rating: 3.25/5

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wampyre - May 24, 2010, 8:01 am
you've said it! and quite creatively too!


ZONKEY! - Ugly-ass half breed


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3.08/5

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NYC TRASH - $50 buys you a box...really...How dumb are we now?


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3.06/5

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sainttweek - December 15, 2010, 12:07 am
Is this for real? I guess it goes back to that one saying, Another mans trash is another man's treasure.
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:03 am
If it sells... genius!


DOUBLE STANDARD -


TAGS: oh yeah dudes i played the race card now choke on it
Rating: 2.91/5

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Rollseyes - September 22, 2009, 2:04 pm
Ok. Fair enough.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:37 pm
it doesn't raise the specter that they are doing it out of hate or trying to encourage hate.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:36 pm
* Rollseyes (sorry, I really am a bad typist) ... humor of any sort. But you also gotta worry about the wrong people liking the joke for the wrong reasons. Just not worth the risk most times. But again whenever someone makes fun of their own "kind"
Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, Ollseyes, my posters teasing white folks like myself (actually I'm imagining the kind of white folks I tend to find annoying) are very few in number. Kinda spur of the moment stuff done way back when. I generally have no interest in ethnic ...
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:50 pm
I look forward to it. Good night.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Hope I didn't just interrupt. I gotta run -- almost literally. Yours are interesting remarks, and I will respond tomorrow. Not by way of argument, though. Good night.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:40 pm
That doesn't make them mysogynists. Consider the comment retracted. I'm certain I would get a ton of similar comments if I flashed mine here. lol!
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
As to the charges of mysogyny. Perhaps I was overstating a little. I usually do not take offense at all the posters of women on this site and the types of comments they inspire. I'm really not that insecure. Men look at boobs and make comments.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
your own race and remain "safe". I really think we may have become a little hyper-sensitive on the subject of race, especially in recent days. People will have differing opinions, but those opinions can be purely intellectual ones, unrelated to race.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:36 pm
But even with that being the case, why ridicule one's own ethnicity? Should you not be proud of your own people? Why would you feel the need to mock those that share a heritage similar to your own? Unless you have been made to feel that you can only mock
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
target of the ribbing. Obviously I am making an assumption that is not rock solid. Meaning some can take hate as a posible source of those posters since it is far from obvious that a white guy made them. Oops.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:30 pm
After a while gender doesn't exist in marriage either. But that's a valid point. Kidding your own group is usually OK because no one assumes that there is any hate behind it. But that thought is based on the kidder being clearly identified with the
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:23 pm
Just like you can't tell my gender (and/or? usually it is one or the other). Don't worry. I've learned from Motifake that my gender doesn't exist on the internet anyway.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:21 pm
Forgive me if the race-baiting thing just bothers me. Too much of it going on right now, distracting from honest debate. I can't tell your colour through the internet, not that it matters.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:12 pm
Oddly enough, the promotion of hate doesn't concern me.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:09 pm
woman.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 9:08 pm
Or sure, play to my vanity. There the side of a barn that's hard to miss. Anyway, I can assure you that if I have been mysogynistic or racist (except for the kidding fellow white folks) I'd like to know when/where. But anyway, take it easy, man and or
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 9:00 pm
And you are capable of much better posters. I know that for a fact. I don't *yawn* at all of your efforts, S-man.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow. You needed 4 posts to answer my 1? You didn't hurt my feelings. Sorry if I hurt yours by finding this poster terribly boring. I simply had to respond to the Ad Hominem attack in answer to my critique.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:28 pm
OK maybe a little.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
*of (not ow)
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:27 pm
I hurt your feelings though.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:26 pm
You lost me with "no intellectual honesty". And nice use of "thinly veiled." If you are referring to my posters that make fun ow white folks like me as racist, which is a stretch, I cop to that. Not sure about the mysogyny or the hate part. Not sorry
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 7:34 pm
No intellectual honesty, very few funny comments (I, at least, am capable of admitting you have made a few), and thinly veiled mysogyny, racism, and hate. Who's the timmy again S.? I don't have to make posters to recognize moronic ones.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
No posters, funny or otherwise, and never a funny comment to make. Keep up the good work Timothy R.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 12:21 pm
*YAWN*


THE SECRET OF LONG LIFE - Who wants to live forever?


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.82/5

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I ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE FOOD ON MY MIND... - How about eggs and sausage?


TAGS: oh yeah chef thing
Rating: 2.75/5

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YEAH -


TAGS: yeah
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - January 29, 2010, 3:39 am
Heheh, being dragged back to formula1 kicking and struggling - but with a big smile on his face.


MOM'S COOKING - Why your friends never came over for dinner


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.69/5

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axe11154 - October 10, 2011, 10:58 am
Mustard on top chopped corn dogs on top chilly. sounds good as hell what you talkin about my friends would devourer this 2 lion things for false truth -_O
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 1:25 pm
Is mom single by any chance?


HEY CHRIS! - You've been replaced


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woody - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
Hey Chris! not by her, BY ME!!!


BENEVOLENT DICTATOR - Who wouldn't want to be one?


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.55/5

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GOVERMENT OWNED - Obama Motors is now open!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.5/5

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Beep - June 16, 2009, 9:13 pm
The ad is fucked up. I heard all GM cars would be coming with gold spinners and fuzzy dice and they seem to have left them off here.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 9:19 pm
I hear the luxury models will come with a teleprompter in the dash.
Sean - May 3, 2009, 3:27 am
*making (sobriety sucks donkey balls)
Sean - May 3, 2009, 3:26 am
Wow, Obama sucks at amking cars. Can't believe you guys voted for him.


PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE - I hope it was WORTH IT....Bitch!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.47/5

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Redundancy - August 1, 2009, 6:42 pm
Stupid too, why would you take self-incriminating photos.
Firefly - June 19, 2009, 10:21 am
A psycho bitch like that? No wonder the guy strayed. I hope she ended up in court or worse.


SWIFFER LAVENDER - Smells like strippers...ummmmm!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.47/5

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MANGA CHARACTERS - they love uno




FOREST LUMP - Run Bambi Run!


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.33/5

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JOHN MAYER'S BOAT RIDE - "In The Navy" comes to mind


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.29/5

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LIP SERVICE -


TAGS: yeah right
Rating: 2.17/5

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GOVERMENT BAILOUT - Today your neighborhood chicken stand, tomorrow....


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 2.17/5

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Hillary Headbanger -


TAGS: dr feelgood yeah mofo girls girls girls sex drugs and rockinroll
Rating: 5/5

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vindicator - July 25, 2014, 4:34 am
oh please. "Former Secretary of State" wouldnt fit and most people dont know htf John Kerry is. Its all in the timing, a joke is not funny if you have to think about it or have it explained.
AirCop - July 25, 2014, 2:21 am
Dear Vindicator, On February 1, 2013, Hillary Rodham Clinton resigned as Secretary of State and John Kerry was sworn in as the 68th Secretary of State. It is July 2014. Are you living under a rock?
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Ya'd need a lot of 5L drugs and rock 'n roll before her chances of sex start to look any better.


SEARCHING -


TAGS: yeah it doesn t make sense to me either i wrote it
Rating: 4.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:17 pm
Masterfully done, Rerun. You are far more subtle than your television namesake. 5/5
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm

just rambling on
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:07 pm
Love it! Ode to a peeping tom?


RERUNAMONA -




TRAGEDY -


TAGS: uh yeah about that
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - June 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
Superb! 5L
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:07 am
Hall of fame!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:28 am
Your stuff is the shit Haar and you know it. Enough with the false modesty! XD
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:27 am
LMAO @ TTH!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
T'ain't necessarily so, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
That was a "crude" comment Moooooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
Much like when I first cam here and tried hard to emulate Sean's stuff.... nothing was more frustrating than when Haar came in brand new, firing off amazing work. I had to come to grips with the fact that I'm in the basement of the wannabe smart guys.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
Nowadays? I'm trying to pattern myself after "Seldom Seen Smith" in Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang". Or do you mean it's a lost cause in the summer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
That chicken is gonna make a right mess of my BBQ.....5L.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:24 am
I hate it cause his stuff is so much better than mine!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:23 am
I love when Haar comes through and helps boost the site's integrity. Although nowadays....


GREED -




ALIENS -


TAGS: yeah thats right they built the pyramids
Rating: 4.07/5

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Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 2:57 pm
Rent the movie Stargate and you will get the connection between the pyramid and aliens. Maybe that was CpnKangaroo's inspiration.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
Densaku, it's a poster assignemt, first of all. Secondly, that is an a-hole comment fon this poster, unless you have never heard of the alien-assistance theory of pyramid building, in which case you're a moron. Or, you're clueless to humor. This is a 5L.
Densaku - May 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
Huh....last time i've checked Egyptians weren't aliens.


SMUGGLER'S COVE - It's a beach full of self-satisfaction. Now give yourself a high-five.


TAGS: smug day pun yeah i know i m reaching here
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:38 am
Matt...stay IN the "box"...it's warm and wet in there! This is punerrific! 5L!
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:38 pm
thx Sick! I was trying to think outside the box... but it's snowing here so I went back inside.
sickartist - December 29, 2009, 5:32 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge 5L


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: yeah yeah i know boss
Rating: 3.97/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
May be true in the US, but if someone said that here in NZ, I'd expect they were World-class.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 1:40 pm
I love this. It's great, and I should know: I've been making motifakes for awhile now."


WHOS HUNGRY -




CANADIANS BEWARE - Colbert is going to the Winter Olympics. You have been warned.




JIM JONES - I said I would drop by for a cold one He said he had a couple hundred on ice Talk about crossed wires.


TAGS: oh yeah
Rating: 3.51/5

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bOB cHIN - September 9, 2009, 4:22 pm
Must Go HOF...
Logic Man - August 11, 2009, 11:32 am
WTF....that is quite full of cold funniness...5L
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 12:27 am
The great state of aggy casts a vote of 5L on behalf of TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 12:13 am
I was thinking aboot this 1 earlier. IMO one of the most underrated posters on the site. I wish I could vote again.
moooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2009, 10:09 pm
thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done. 5L
canuck - June 11, 2009, 10:36 am
and this is why you only get to guzzle the kool-aid once. OH YEAAAAH! 5L
Sean - June 9, 2009, 2:42 pm
5 you sick Canuck. And I hate it when THAT happens.


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: uhmm yeah say hey look over that yeah uhmmm
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
Thanks for ruining it. Sheesh.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yessssss! 3.
Sean - June 22, 2009, 6:37 pm
Yesssss! 2.9.


GLOBAL WARMING - I probably should care more about it. It's partly apathy, but mainly it's the fact that I really don't give a shit




TIMMY ARMY -




MOTIFAKE 3.0 -




THE WHISTLE BLOWER -




HONDAS - Just like Harleys but not nearly as cool




MONEY -


TAGS: yeah well she still makes a lot more money than your sorry ass
Rating: 1.92/5
Torkil The Destroyer - May 17, 2009, 6:46 pm
Dear god she is ugly! Even after all these years of trying to look at her without puking and her plastic surgery she still looks like crap. I would buttfuck a rusty broken canoe before letting me or someone else touch her!


TO ME IT LOOKED LIKE MYSTERION TO ME - EVERYONE WHO SEEN MYSTERION SAY YEAAAH!!!!




PAC-MAN - So those pelets mean something?


TAGS: pac man yeah hi
Rating: 1.46/5

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Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 1:29 am
I assume you're saying pac-man eats sh**. Hopefully he stays alive long enough to get to this poster.
kimzter - December 12, 2010, 1:26 am
voted 2 i get this number of bad votes warning and it scares me
5150monkeylove - December 11, 2010, 9:53 am
I didn't go down that road... I just voted the amount of ghosts visible
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:51 am
"Pellets!!" AARRGGHH!!
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
1 remaining ghost.


Islamic "States" -


TAGS: yeah we roll like that
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:10 pm
Oh, forgot. Dog's name is 'Didiebytcha'.


OCTOBER -


TAGS: october yeah sure i like pumpkin just fine but theres a limit
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:25 am
LOL, Silvy! There's a few things that taste great, but most of it? SHUDDER!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:02 pm
That shit is horrible


OH YEAH MOMMY - Those are what I am talking about !


TAGS: oh yeah mommy those talking
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - July 14, 2012, 2:11 pm
Good One Budog 5L


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